ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ
In biology class, the teacher draws a cucumber on the blackboard: "Children, could someone tell me what is this?" / Vovochka raises his hand: "It's a dick, Marivanna!" The teacher bursts into tears and runs out. / Shortly, the principal rushes in: "All right, what did you do now? Which one of you brought Maria Ivanovna to tears? And who the hell drew that dick on the blackboard?