ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ

A Red Guardsman pounds on Abram's door. He answers through the door:
"Yes?"
"Abram, we've come for everything precious." / Abram thinks for a few seconds, and calls out: "Rosa, my precious, someone's here for you!"

 

ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ

Vovochka asks a driver.
- Could you give me a ride, please? I'm late for school.
- But I'm heading the opposite direction, son.
- Even better!

>η φατσα μου οταν βλεπω σε τι κατασταση βρισκεται το λαγκ

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>>	Anonymous 29/03/19(Fri)07:30 No. 92548 >>92546 Δεν ήξερα πως υπήρχε Ελληνική μετάφραση

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>>	Anonymous 29/03/19(Fri)17:41 No. 92550   >>92546 Αυτό που χρειάζεται η Yandere-chan του τραφικ είναι προσπαθήσουμε σκληρότερα. Και pornogrind. Το pornogrind είναι σημαντικό. Για τη Yandere-chan.

 

ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ

In the year 2000 3 crocodiles lie on the river bank. One says:
-We were green once.
The other one says:
-Yes, and we could swim.
The third one says (indignantly):
-Enough of this, stop waisting your time. Let`s fly around and gather some honey!

 

ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ

- Who likes music? - asks a commander.
- Two soldiers step forward.
- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

 

ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ

A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked,
-"What's that big brass basin for?"
-"That's the talking clock," answered the man. He gave it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
-Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "It's 2 a.m., you bastard!"

 

ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ

What is the value ratio between the ruble, the dollar and the pound?
-A pound of rubles costs one dollar.

 

ΕΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ ΤΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΤΣΙΠΡΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ

An OVIR officer asks a man:
- Why are you going to Israel?
- My wife has no peace. Every moment she pleas: "Lets go, lets go!"
- Well, let her go.
- You know, my daughters insist also.
- So what?
- And my mother-in-law and father-in-law want to leave as well...
- Are you a man or not? Let all of them go and stay here.
- I wish I could. But I'm the only Jew in our family.

αυτος ο εικονοπικανας παραμενει σκατα και για τον πουτσο